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Windows Keyboard
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, Nov 18 2004 10:46 AM
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Posted 18 November 2004 - 02:04 PM
Dont be making fun of my most used keys on my windows 98se computer now!
LOL good one! Speaks truth!
LOL good one! Speaks truth!
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Posted 18 November 2004 - 08:03 PM
Thats very funny
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Posted 19 November 2004 - 08:39 AM
Scarlett---another great post!!!!!!
We must be a part of the anti-MS conspiracy.
Cheers,
John
We must be a part of the anti-MS conspiracy.
Cheers,
John
Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one should be silent.
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Posted 19 November 2004 - 09:08 AM
jgweed Geez, I wonder if there has ever been a study done on the main contributing factor on why keyboards bite the dust. My guess would be the Ctrl-Alt-Del keys go out first. 
Rendering them completly useless for all windows users. 
Edited by scarlett, 19 November 2004 - 09:24 AM.
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Posted 19 November 2004 - 12:24 PM
I read a joke once that went something like this.
The maker of microsoft(you know who!) died in a car accident and went to hell. He then met the devil. The devil said since he was so rich he would give him a choice of where to go in hell. Well one room had a pretty girl in it with a windows 95 computer in it. And of course probably had dial up internet. Then there was a room full of crazy people and demons! So the devil asked what room do you take? He said I take the one with the girl in it and the computer.
He went in and the devil shut him in there forever. The devils sidekick demon said thats a great room why give it to him? The devil said "that girl is really a hologram and the pc has no delete key on it!(its a 95 they didnt have them on those keyboards I guess?)
Kinda funny I told it in my own words so.......
The maker of microsoft(you know who!) died in a car accident and went to hell. He then met the devil. The devil said since he was so rich he would give him a choice of where to go in hell. Well one room had a pretty girl in it with a windows 95 computer in it. And of course probably had dial up internet. Then there was a room full of crazy people and demons! So the devil asked what room do you take? He said I take the one with the girl in it and the computer.
He went in and the devil shut him in there forever. The devils sidekick demon said thats a great room why give it to him? The devil said "that girl is really a hologram and the pc has no delete key on it!(its a 95 they didnt have them on those keyboards I guess?)
Kinda funny I told it in my own words so.......
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Posted 23 November 2004 - 10:42 PM
I'm just so relieved they're makin' it easier to learn keyboard commands & shortcuts. The KnowledgeBase Articles were even easy to understand when I scoured the manifold-links... all three of 'em. wheww, finally a truly user-friendly product that seamlessly interfaces with all Windows operating systems & so far seems to work with no hidden vulnerabilities.
patiently patrolling, plenty of persisant pests n' problems ...
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Posted 24 November 2004 - 02:14 PM
Laughter is good medicine and your getting it started can cause a chain reaction, Scarlett. Keep it up and we'll all be in stitches. It's particularly effective when dealing with microsoft issues....
patiently patrolling, plenty of persisant pests n' problems ...
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Posted 24 November 2004 - 03:36 PM
Oh yes! At least we can laugh at our troubles with the always frustrating Microsoft. Gosh we do need to relieve the stress. Don't we? God only knows how much stress we face. And I'm quite confident that there will be more to come. Lol
Edited by scarlett, 24 November 2004 - 03:46 PM.
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