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3 million years of evolution
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Posted 20 July 2023 - 07:00 AM
Very sad indeed, although I started out with nothing and still have most of it left....
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Posted 20 July 2023 - 07:57 AM
Actually, we are more closely related to chimps and bonabos. 98.7% of our DNA is the same as those two. Our
6 to 8 million year old ancestor is the same one for those two. Shared DNA with gorillas is only slightly less...about 98,4%.
“Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded and the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics...you are all stardust.”― Lawrence M. Krauss
If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon’s, but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition, and ignorance on the other. Ulysses S. Grant...Republican president who correctly predicted the cause of Trump's attempted coup.
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Posted 20 July 2023 - 08:38 AM
https://www.pfizer.com/news/articles/how_genetically_related_are_we_to_bananas
I suspect the highest concentrations are in the Republican Party 
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Posted 20 July 2023 - 08:53 AM
A joke being taken seriously.
You all need better senses of humor and need get out more.
You all need better senses of humor and need get out more.
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Posted 20 July 2023 - 09:47 AM
How do monkeys stay safe when they walk down the stairs?
They hold on to the banana-ister.
Here's one for you, Dan:
Name a former politician who is fond of bananas.
Al Gore-illa.
LOL!
Edited by JohnnyBeeGood, 20 July 2023 - 09:52 AM.
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Posted 20 July 2023 - 10:55 AM
I ain't kin to no banana!
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Posted 20 July 2023 - 08:43 PM
I saw the humor in the photo. Just one question, though....what is the man's name who is sitting next to you? 
Edited by buddy215, 20 July 2023 - 08:43 PM.
“Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded and the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics...you are all stardust.”― Lawrence M. Krauss
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Posted 21 July 2023 - 04:57 AM
The gorilla represents those that think 81 million people voted for the train wreck in the white house, it also represents those that sheepishly follows orders, also those that think Hillary didn't illegally launch a political attack upon a political opponent, and that think Jan 6th was an insurrection, finally those that think assault rifles exist. The man on the right is the intelligent one that has free thought.
Edited by cryptodan, 21 July 2023 - 05:13 AM.
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Posted 21 July 2023 - 05:39 AM
But that's not a Gorilla, - it's an Orang utan.
Orang utan is Malay, it translates as 'person of the forest'.
Edited by Nukecad, 22 July 2023 - 04:19 AM.
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Posted 21 July 2023 - 11:32 AM
The man on the right is the intelligent one that has free thought.
Sometimes banana jokes don't end well.
Did you hear about the fruit packer that got in trouble for throwing away bad fruit?
He claimed he only threw away the bent bananas.
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Posted 21 July 2023 - 11:43 AM
The man on the right is the intelligent one that has free thought.
So, why is he naked, sitting next to a wild animal, with a smile on his face?
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