But i don't wanna be a loser
Posted Yesterday, 10:58 PM
egg! Sixer! Hurry! HURRY! You is going to be on TV!
Weir Karma about to go on TV an' claim the elections what was just run an' he wants a couple of LOSERS with him so he can show what Tricky an' his mates has reduced the population of the UK to!
Weir can say about the Sixer - 'Here we have a once successful brown-paper-wrapped magazine distributor! Look at what he been reduced to! POSTAGE COSTS! PUT HIM OUT OF BUSINESS! Now he a turd-turner down to 'Dant's Sewage Farm'!
An' look here at this egg! Once a very successful restroom restful resting cafe and snack-bar operator! With a booming business in used car tyres! An' look now! She so poor she got to use a wheelbarrow tyre as a purse! Shame! SHAME ON YOU TRICKY & Co! This egg now reduced to scrubbin' floors over to 'Dant's Tyre & Dirigible Factory'! Disgrace on you Tricky!
An', here the best part! You'se gets a fee! THAT'S RIGHT! YOU'SE GETS A FEE!
Weir goin' to allow you'se to have all the used stamps what are on envelopes that once contained money sent to Weir & Co for their election eggspences! You'se gets to keep 'em! Or, you'se can sell 'em! An', you'se gets MONEY for 'em! *
* All stamps obtained from envelopes involved in this election campaign can only be sold to 'Dant's Stamps' what holds the used-stamp franchise for this election - NOTE: All monies paid will be in AU$ and what with the exchange rate and handling fees a fee of AU$30.71 will have to apply for each transaction
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